Leaf Me Alone Couture

For the introverted plant lovers who wear sarcasm like a badge (and probably talk to their Drosera more than people).

This collection is all about cozy isolation, leafy judgment, and just the right amount of shade. From tees that say “no thanks” louder than words to sweatshirts perfect for ghosting social plans in style, Leaf Me Alone Couture is your go-to wardrobe for thriving in solitude—with a touch of dirt and a lot of attitude.

Because sometimes the only thing you want to be around... is your plants.