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🌿 "Rock Creek Root Roast" – Medium Roast That’ll Leaf You Buzzin’ ☕
Wake up and smell the photosynthesis, darling—our Rock Creek Coffee Blend is a medium roast that hits like morning sun on a cactus: warm, bold, and just the right amount of spicy.
Crafted for plant lovers and caffeine junkies alike, this blend is smooth and grounded (unlike your last succulent purchase at 2AM). With notes of toasted nut, chocolatey richness, and a hint of earthy goodness, it’s basically the potting mix of your dreams—if that potting mix could give you a caffeine kick and emotional stability.
Sip it while watering your green babies. Or drink it black while staring at your Venus flytrap, bonding over your mutual hatred for small talk.
🌱 Pairs well with:
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Early morning repotting sessions
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Staring dramatically out the window during rainfall
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That one cactus who gives zero pricks
Rock Creek Root Roast: because even your plants expect you to be fully brewed before 9AM. Whether you prefer whole bean or ground, we've got you covered.
☕ Size: 12oz (340g)
☕ Medium roast
☕ Tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, citrus
☕ Growing region: Central America
☕ Whole bean or ground options available
☕ Roasted in the USA
☕ Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
☕ Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
☕ Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada
☕ Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US
Plant Sizing Guide
What Size Am I Getting? Let's Break It Down.
We get it—plant sizes can be confusing. Is a “small” the size of a golf ball or a grapefruit? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Below is a quick guide to help you understand what each size means when shopping our plants. Measurements refer to the plant body, not including the pot (unless noted).
Tiny
- Baby plants or starter plugs. May be rooted or freshly cut. 0.5"–1.5" wide.
- Example: Butterwort plug, small seedling
Small
- Young plant, well-rooted, 1.5"–3" wide or tall.
- Example: Aeonium cutting, sundew cluster
Medium
- Established plant, 3"–5" wide/tall. Ready for repotting or display.
- Example: 2–3 year-old cactus, flowering flytrap
Large
- Mature plant, 5"–8" wide/tall. Great for centerpieces or statement planters.
- Example: Dioscorea elephantipes, pitcher plant
XL (Collector Size)
- Rare or mature specimen, 8"+ or unusually large or sculptural in form.
- Example: Caudex giants, multi-head aeoniums
📦 Note:
- Pot sizes (if included) are listed separately on product pages.
- Some species naturally stay small—even large ones might only be a few inches wide. Check individual listings for details.
- Photos are of representative plants—your plant may vary slightly (because nature’s not into clones).
