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Big Cauds; No Apologies Hooded Sweatshirt 🌿☕😤 - Cozy Gift for Garden Lovers, Hiker's Hoodie, Eco-Friendly Apparel, Plant Parent Fashion
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Because therapy is expensive and your monstera still hasn’t ghosted you.
This sweatshirt is for every plant lover who whispers affirmations to their caudiciforms, throws shade with their cactus, and lets it all out into their coffee mug before the world starts spinning. Featuring an caudex design —this cozy companion says what we’re all really feeling… but with chlorophyll charm.
Soft, warm, and gloriously oversized-vibes-approved, it’s perfect for:
🌵 Ignoring texts while viewing your collection
🌵 Channeling "plant parent energy" at the grocery store
☕ That 3rd mug of coffee you said you wouldn’t need (again)
Whether you're gifting it to a plant whisperer with a caudex addiction or wrapping yourself in it for another day of thriving-in-solitude, this sweatshirt brings the drama without the drafts.
Plant Care Level: No watering required—just wear and pretend you have your life together.
Screaming optional. Warmth guaranteed. Ideal for cozy gatherings, casual outings, or even as a thoughtful gift for Earth Day, birthdays, or just because! Celebrate your love for plants and nature with this unique piece that encourages a harmonious connection with the green around you.
Product features
- Roomy kangaroo pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
- Seamless design for a sleek look
- Durable fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Soft, scratch-free interior for ultimate comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Plant Sizing Guide
What Size Am I Getting? Let's Break It Down.
We get it—plant sizes can be confusing. Is a “small” the size of a golf ball or a grapefruit? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Below is a quick guide to help you understand what each size means when shopping our plants. Measurements refer to the plant body, not including the pot (unless noted).
Tiny
- Baby plants or starter plugs. May be rooted or freshly cut. 0.5"–1.5" wide.
- Example: Butterwort plug, small seedling
Small
- Young plant, well-rooted, 1.5"–3" wide or tall.
- Example: Aeonium cutting, sundew cluster
Medium
- Established plant, 3"–5" wide/tall. Ready for repotting or display.
- Example: 2–3 year-old cactus, flowering flytrap
Large
- Mature plant, 5"–8" wide/tall. Great for centerpieces or statement planters.
- Example: Dioscorea elephantipes, pitcher plant
XL (Collector Size)
- Rare or mature specimen, 8"+ or unusually large or sculptural in form.
- Example: Caudex giants, multi-head aeoniums
📦 Note:
- Pot sizes (if included) are listed separately on product pages.
- Some species naturally stay small—even large ones might only be a few inches wide. Check individual listings for details.
- Photos are of representative plants—your plant may vary slightly (because nature’s not into clones).
