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Big Cauds; No Apologies Racerback Tank 🌿💪🌸, Gifts for Gardeners, Summer Workout Top
Who needs a gym when you’re hauling bags of soil, wrangling rogue vines, and dragging that giant cactus you swore would fit in your car?
The "Big Cauds; No Apologies" Racerback Tank is made for the badass plant collector who lifts pots, pulls weeds, and still looks fierce doing it. Soft, breathable, and cut to flatter, this tank is your new uniform for greenhouse gains, nursery crawls, or just flexing your succulent-slaying skills at brunch.
It’s stretchy enough to handle a full repotting session and cute enough to say, “Yeah, I talk to my plants—and they talk back.”
Perfect for:
🌵 Repotting with attitude
💦 Watering while looking like a snack
☀️ Showing off your photosynthesis glow
Strong roots. Sassy blooms. You’re the whole damn plant. Made with a lightweight blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, it's designed for comfort and breathability, making it ideal for warm days or layered looks. The classic fit and scooped neckline provide a sporty vibe, while the fun phrase, 'Big Cauds; No Apologies', adds a whimsical touch to your outfit.
Product features
- Made with lightweight fabric for comfort during any activity.
- Constructed with side seams for added durability and shape retention.
- Features a stylish scooped neckline for a sporty look.
- Comes with a tear-away label for a scratch-free experience.
- Printed using advanced methods for a vibrant design.
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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Width, in | 13.98 | 15.00 | 15.98 | 16.97 | 17.99 | 18.98 |
Length, in | 26.97 | 27.48 | 27.95 | 28.46 | 28.98 | 29.49 |
Plant Sizing Guide
What Size Am I Getting? Let's Break It Down.
We get it—plant sizes can be confusing. Is a “small” the size of a golf ball or a grapefruit? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Below is a quick guide to help you understand what each size means when shopping our plants. Measurements refer to the plant body, not including the pot (unless noted).
Tiny
- Baby plants or starter plugs. May be rooted or freshly cut. 0.5"–1.5" wide.
- Example: Butterwort plug, small seedling
Small
- Young plant, well-rooted, 1.5"–3" wide or tall.
- Example: Aeonium cutting, sundew cluster
Medium
- Established plant, 3"–5" wide/tall. Ready for repotting or display.
- Example: 2–3 year-old cactus, flowering flytrap
Large
- Mature plant, 5"–8" wide/tall. Great for centerpieces or statement planters.
- Example: Dioscorea elephantipes, pitcher plant
XL (Collector Size)
- Rare or mature specimen, 8"+ or unusually large or sculptural in form.
- Example: Caudex giants, multi-head aeoniums
📦 Note:
- Pot sizes (if included) are listed separately on product pages.
- Some species naturally stay small—even large ones might only be a few inches wide. Check individual listings for details.
- Photos are of representative plants—your plant may vary slightly (because nature’s not into clones).