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☕ "Broken Top Bold Brew" – Medium Roast for the Wild at Root 🌋🌿
Introducing the Broken Top Coffee Blend—a medium roast that’s bold, balanced, and just a little bit unhinged (kind of like your houseplant collection).
Smooth and earthy with hints of nutty depth and chocolate undertones, this blend is like the perfect soil mix: rich, dark, and exactly what your soul needed. It’s the go-to brew for plant people who prune with precision, talk to their cactus, and fully believe their coffee mug is judging them (because it probably is).
Whether you’re dodging emails, watering your carnivores, or debating a third Monstera, Broken Top Bold Brew keeps you rooted and ready—with just enough caffeine to stop you from aggressively overwatering… again.
🌱 Pairs well with:
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Overthinking your planter layout
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Dramatic morning stretches near your grow lights
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Saying “just one more plant” while drinking your fourth cup
Broken Top Bold Brew: Because you’re not high-maintenance, you’re just rare. This 12oz pack features ground coffee or whole beans (up to you!) that are sourced from Central America. Roasted with care in the USA.
☕ Size: 12oz (340g)
☕ Medium roast
☕ Chocolate covered almonds, maple syrup, citrus tasting notes
☕ Growing region: Central America
☕ Whole bean or ground options available
☕ Roasted in the USA
☕ Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
☕ Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
☕ Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada
☕ Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US
Plant Sizing Guide
What Size Am I Getting? Let's Break It Down.
We get it—plant sizes can be confusing. Is a “small” the size of a golf ball or a grapefruit? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Below is a quick guide to help you understand what each size means when shopping our plants. Measurements refer to the plant body, not including the pot (unless noted).
Tiny
- Baby plants or starter plugs. May be rooted or freshly cut. 0.5"–1.5" wide.
- Example: Butterwort plug, small seedling
Small
- Young plant, well-rooted, 1.5"–3" wide or tall.
- Example: Aeonium cutting, sundew cluster
Medium
- Established plant, 3"–5" wide/tall. Ready for repotting or display.
- Example: 2–3 year-old cactus, flowering flytrap
Large
- Mature plant, 5"–8" wide/tall. Great for centerpieces or statement planters.
- Example: Dioscorea elephantipes, pitcher plant
XL (Collector Size)
- Rare or mature specimen, 8"+ or unusually large or sculptural in form.
- Example: Caudex giants, multi-head aeoniums
📦 Note:
- Pot sizes (if included) are listed separately on product pages.
- Some species naturally stay small—even large ones might only be a few inches wide. Check individual listings for details.
- Photos are of representative plants—your plant may vary slightly (because nature’s not into clones).
