Big Cauds; No Apologies Hooded Sweatshirt 🌿☕😤 - Cozy Gift for Garden Lovers, Hiker's Hoodie, Eco-Friendly Apparel, Plant Parent Fashion description
Because therapy is expensive and your monstera still hasn’t ghosted you.
This sweatshirt is for every plant lover who whispers affirmations to their caudiciforms, throws shade with their cactus, and lets it all out into their coffee mug before the world starts spinning. Featuring an caudex design —this cozy companion says what we’re all really feeling… but with chlorophyll charm.
Soft, warm, and gloriously oversized-vibes-approved, it’s perfect for:
🌵 Ignoring texts while viewing your collection
🌵 Channeling "plant parent energy" at the grocery store
☕ That 3rd mug of coffee you said you wouldn’t need (again)
Whether you're gifting it to a plant whisperer with a caudex addiction or wrapping yourself in it for another day of thriving-in-solitude, this sweatshirt brings the drama without the drafts.
Plant Care Level: No watering required—just wear and pretend you have your life together.
Screaming optional. Warmth guaranteed. Ideal for cozy gatherings, casual outings, or even as a thoughtful gift for Earth Day, birthdays, or just because! Celebrate your love for plants and nature with this unique piece that encourages a harmonious connection with the green around you.
Product features
- Roomy kangaroo pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
- Seamless design for a sleek look
- Durable fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Soft, scratch-free interior for ultimate comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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