Description
Because therapy is expensive and your monstera still hasnāt ghosted you.
This sweatshirt is for every plant lover who whispers affirmations to their succulents, throws shade with their cactus, and lets it all out into their coffee mug before the world starts spinning. Featuring a trio of your favorite green weirdosāa carnivorous diva, a prickly queen, and a succulent with serious side-eyeāthis cozy companion says what weāre all really feeling⦠but with chlorophyll charm.
Soft, warm, and gloriously oversized-vibes-approved, itās perfect for:
šµ Ignoring texts while misting your collection
šµ Channeling "plant parent energy" at the grocery store
ā That 3rd mug of coffee you said you wouldnāt need (again)
Whether you're gifting it to a plant whisperer with a caffeine addiction or wrapping yourself in it for another day of thriving-in-solitude, this sweatshirt brings the drama without the drafts.
Plant Care Level: No watering requiredājust wear and pretend you have your life together.
šæ Here for the shirt, not sure about the plants? We're a plant nursery first ā carnivorous plants, succulents, and rare finds included. Take a look while you're here.
Screaming optional. Warmth guaranteed. Ideal for cozy gatherings, casual outings, or even as a thoughtful gift for Earth Day, birthdays, or just because! Celebrate your love for plants and nature with this unique piece that encourages a harmonious connection with the green around you.
Product features
- Roomy kangaroo pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
- Seamless design for a sleek look
- Durable fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Soft, scratch-free interior for ultimate comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Frequently Asked Questions
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